This is Kelsey. *Waves with goony smile on face*

This is Kelsey when she's sick: *someone comes in and stabs, pokes with stick, laughs at, stomps on head, drives truck over, rips out soul and eats it, nails to a wall, throws down stairs, and trips her*

Say bye bye Kelsey.

It hits me sometimes, when I'm alone and thinking (I know, scary thought), that in 10 years, our lives will be radically different. We won't know or perhaps not even care about the people that we think we can't live without now. Some will stay with us. Others will go. Some might even jang around in the dull town of Morton. But, everything will be different. I mean, in 20 years, at our High School Reunion, we'll see how everyone's lived played out. People that we think will NEVER get laid now will have married a supermodel or founded a company and now has a billion kids. In the rather near future: college. Everyone has different plans, different paths. It's kind of scary if you think about it. At our reunion, guys, think about it, 3/4 of our teahcers will have died.....or at least retired. It's just scary...............
I guess I can understand why adults say "Enjoy it while you can."

1. Go to Google and type in "your name needs" and list some of them here.

Kelsey needs to find a way to trust her heart to the handsome psychiatrist.
Kelsey needs constant vigilance since she is totally dependant on others for her
basic needs
Kelsey needs funds to sponsor student participation in archaeological field
Kelsey Needs A Ride
Kelsey needs some help
Kelsey needs a technically savy person to help her with the forms part of the
leadership website
Kelsey needs to work on staying on her sides during freestyle instead
of flat on her tummy or flat on her back.
Kelsey needs to take a deep breath and just live
Kelsey needs a bisexual expansion.
Kelsey needs a stalker
Kelsey needs a boyfriend


lol.

do you know what I am dying to have and can't find? No, you've probabaly never even heard of it. It's a movie called "The Vision of Escaflowne". It is my first anime and remains to this day my favorite. I want this movie. I have been looking for it since 2000. I would just buy it online but since I'm not allowed to, it is not an option. I would love to have it, though. If someone happens to see a copy of this let me know.

I Saw George Kissing Santa Claus

Fred woke up in the middle of the night. He was thirsty and so he decided to get a drink of water and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it was almost Christmas morning, he couldn't wait to see his presents. There was one dainty box that looked like a book.

Then Fred noticed that George was out of bed too. He must not have been able to wait for his presents either.

Fred thought that he would surprise George. Maybe even sneak up behind him and love him on his springy head. That always made George passionate.

Fred crept romanticaly down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree, with its sparkly lights, and the presents, heaped up liberally, and the mistletoe hanging from the ceiling, and George. Kissing someone.

Fred was so angry, he picked up a t-shirt from a table and threw it actually in the library.

They both looked around.

"George, you ducky duck!" Fred yelled. "How could you cheat on me with...with..." Fred looked and then rubbed his ass and looked again. It was Santa Claus.

"Let me explain," George said. "I came down for a glass of water and then I found Santa here under the mistletoe."

"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "So of course he had to give me a kiss. And what a silky kiss it was."

"Well, I suppose," Fred said huskily. "If he was under the mistletoe."

"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "Why don't you give me a kiss too? Then things will be horny."

That seemed reasonable. Fred went over under the mistletoe and kissed Santa.

Santa was the best kisser ever, like a virgin losing it.. He made Fred's kneecap feel all laughingly.

"You see?" George said seductively and Fred saw. So they had a threeway.

Everybody's presents were late.

A revised synopsis of my schedule:

Comm.- A blow off class that I shouldn't be wasting my time with. This is the first class that i've ever taken for just the credit. Blech.


Spanish III- Señor russell is determined not to call on me. I will raise my hand EVERYDAY and I only have like 4 participation points. That is just sad. And I also believe my teacher is flamboyantly gay.


Amer. Studies- I live for this class!!! Fun Fun!! I truly just love this class. I get to have good ol' fashioned "discussions" (<-debating the entire hour) again. Plus, Tyson, Kt, Nathan, and I are the people that aren't afraid to talk...lalalalala. love this class. HORIZONS!!!!!


Gym- Oh yeah, that class where we play noting but prissy sports and lift weights.



Alg. 2- I have almost fallen asleep TWICE in this class!!! The material is soo......review. I want to be in a higher math class.


Physics-meh. Turns out Masear will actually do work if you keep him focused. 'Tis my second favorite class, even though physics and I have a terrible relationship, we are bonded by science.

It's the Hypothalmus gland!!!! OMG, that was bugging me sooooo much!!!!! yes. I remembered. I'm ok, now.

Ah, yes, for once I cannot complain about the horridness of a class and/or of the teachers. How wonderful. I shall do a quick run down of my first day of school.

01-Communications-Wyse-Fischer. I don't know If I'll like this class yet, however I do like the teacher. Yes, Jessie and I are going to ask "questions" after school one day. ;).


02-SpanishIIIH-Russel. I love spanish, especially now that it's an honor course and there are not so many slackers!!! yay!!! I also have Eric and Nathan and Matt in my class, so twill be fun. And Señor Russell was all like "So, you are Kelsey." He seems cool.


03&04-American Studies-Coon&Beaird. It's is a block period class with lit. and history together. Just like Mrs. Dinkins Class. I think this will be my fav. class. My reasons? Mr. Beaird is one of my teachers. How awesome is that?! Kt, Tyson, and Nathan have the class with me. 6 others out of Mr. Beaird's 14 student civics class have it with Nathan and I. Kt, Tyson, and I have our own corner. Although they say the class is VERY hard, it sounds like fun.


05-P.E.-Becker. As usual, although we are going to be playing lots more prissy sports that I hate.*gags. mimicks throwing up* C'mon, you fools! Dodgeball!! Dodgeball!!!


06-Alg. 2-Allen-Again. As usual. Stupid preps and slacker preps at that. There is no one remotely cool in this class.


07-Physics-Emmons. He seems cool. I have Tad in my class again. And John. John came and sat by me(the desks seat only 2) and Mr. Emmons said "ok, look next to you, this is your lab parner until the end of the quarter." I nealy cried. I will not have slacker/time-waster John Maeser as my lab partner in one of the hardest classes at Morton High! I've learned my lesson! Mr. Emmons basically said that with his class and American Studies our lives are going to suck. Damn. Good job, Kels, you just had to love science and literature AND be an over acheiver.

Schedule:

01- Comm...............Wyse-Fischer
02- SpanishIIIH........Russell
03- AmerLit.H..........Coon
04- AmerHist.H.........Beaird (<-YESSS!!!!)
05- P.E................Becker
06- Alg. 2.............Allen
07- PhysicsH...........Emmons

stole from jessie.

1. Reply with your name and I will write something random about you.
2. I will then tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.
3. I will pick a flavor of jello to wrestle with you in.
4. I will say something that only makes sense to you and me.
5. I will tell you my first memory of you.
6. I will tell you what animal you remind me of.
7. I'll then ask you something that I've always wondered about you.
8. If I do this for you, you must post this on your LJ

Kinda-sorta stole this from mel, now that I have internet at home.

For each letter of the alphabet place the name of a band that you couldn't live without! Fill in as many as you can without any repeats from the person who tagged you.

A - Audioslve or Aerosmith
B - Blink 182
C - Coldplay
D - Dir En Grey
E - Evanesence
F - Franz Ferdidand or Frank Sinatra
G - Green Day
H - Howard Shore (composed LOTR)
I -
J - John Williams (composed HP, Star Wars, War of the worlds...etc)
K -The Killers
L - L.I.T. or Louis Armstrong or Lynard Skinner
M - My chemical Romance or Maroon 5
N - Nine Inch Nails
O - ...
P - ...
Q - ...I'm not even gonna try >.>
R - Rupert Holmes or Robbie Williams
S - Seether or System of a Down or Steppenwolf
T - um...THE Darkness
U - U2
V - .Velvet Revolver
W - ....
X - ...
Y - Yellow Generation
Z - Zaza

The librarian just came up to me yesterday and gave me my interview time!!! yes!!!!
It is 2:30 on the twentieth! bwahahahahaha! My first interview and hopefully my first job, too!!! YAY!!!

I have a neew record for completeing a harry potter book. 8 hours flat. That's not 8 hours straight, because of my neice's birthday party, I think my relatives started to notice I was kind of aloof, for whenever a question came up (mostly about the book I had my nose buried in), it took a couple calls of my name from which I would emerge out of my reverie saying increasingly stupid things like: "Book. Read. Good." It was pathetic. The book, was absolutely fantastic. I love it, especially since Harry got over his "I'm-a-complete-ass-about-everything" attitude. Very good. I cried horridly when *very loud zoo like noises that block out what she says* was killed. It didn't really hit me until about a chapter or so later, then I just burst into tears. Very very sad. I came upstairs after I finished and my mom took me out for ice cream. When we got to the place (8th Street), she told me to go get it, I told her that I looked terrible( blotchiness, iridescently bright and puffy red eyes,you know, the works), and didn't want to be seen in public, she said probably one of the coolest things she ever said to me, she said: "Don't Worry. There's been a death in the family." So true. it calmed me down a little. Now I have begun to read it again. I don't think I'll use a quarter of a box of tissues this time, though. lol.

yay. Today shall be good. Charlie and the Chocolate factory comes out. Kt is taking me. yay! My parents finally gave someone I know license to drive me around. And, I'm sorry, I must do it......


1 MORE DAY!!!!!!!

At this moment, I am currently planning to steal Kt away from Monsieur David and get her to see charlie and the chocolate factory with me. I think I shall play the "best friend before boyfriend" card. yeah. that'll work. Now, she just needs to answer her phone.....

I saw joe yesterday. He was in gym class. Doing stairs. I was trainig on the track, like I do most days. My mom has made a habit of coming with me now so I can no longer do the biking part of my workout. And, Joe, your gym class is so huge that i didn't even want to attempt the cool down 400 that i like to do.

Did you hear about the bombings in London? Isn't that terrible. I walked upstairs this morning and I came up behind my parents who were watching t.v., I looked to see what they were watching And I see "London Terror Attack" in big letters. I don't think my parents realized i was there due to their surprised reactions at my shouting "Oh my God!" very loudly. Oooooh, I hope they get the people responsible. I think it was like 40 killed and 300+ wounded. Its just horrid. Some people are just sick.

of course....I am on the only comp. that won't let you install AIM.

Damn.Damn.Damn.Damn.Damn.Damn.Damn.Damn.Damn.Damn.Damn.Damn.Damn.Damn.Damn.Damn.Damn.Damn.Damn.Damn.Damn.Damn.Damn.Damn.Damn.Damn.Damn.Damn.Damn.Damn.Damn.Damn.Damn.Damn.Damn.Damn.Damn.Damn.Damn.Damn.Damn.Damn.Damn.Damn.Damn.Damn.Damn.Damn.Damn.Damn.Damn.Damn.Damn.Damn.Damn.Damn.Damn.Damn.Damn.Damn.Damn.Damn.Damn.Damn.


I'm done.

hello.

I am proud to say....I am (sort of) moving on. I hope.

nevermind. too much of a hassle.